maybe we can start spreading around the rumor that coffee is a girly drink and then men will stop drinking coffee for fear that it will make them seem less manly and then we can have ALL THE COFFEE TO OURSELVES
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Oh god yes, gimmie.
I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.
“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.”this is
just
can I HAVE one of these?
i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming
and just kinda run away
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This would be awesome.
want. want want want want want. waaant.
i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in
I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”
I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER
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Look at Lola and her piggy!
Tiger Tiger by Kirsten McIntosh
See more @toshy-illustrationGet $15 prints here.
Infinite-Illustration by Sunny Gu
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- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOVER OVER IT HOVER OVER IT HOVER OVER IT THERE’S MORE
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