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shouldnt:

Teachers who put both all of the above and none of the above as choices on exams are the worst type of teachers.

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marksmilk:

instead of making fun of people who are genuinely passionate about something how about you search for something like that yourself and find your lane

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

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poorly-drawn-ft:

Son of Mehn, a mehn in time you’ll be( inspried by X)

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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twistedparadoxx:

monado-abyss:

jellal:

monado-abyss:

SOMEHOW I’ll MAKE MEHN OUT OF YOU

THIAS I SWEAR TO GOD

#is jura mulan

…yes…

THIAS,….. I CAN’T EVEN OKAY LMAOOO I FRACKING CAN’T 

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